Hygiene: Wash your face

I always love starting posts with such a silly title. I hope my readers will look over and consume the content before reacting, but hey this process makes it a little bit more intriguing. On the topic of the actual post, to the women reading this, 99.8% of you are probably safe, read this post for the laughs. To the men, get your shit together, because this'll probably be true for more than half of you.

A handful of men may be prepared to question me or lash back at me. Washing your face is obviously putting water in your hands and running it over your face continuously. How hard could it possibly be? Well you are in luck, because this post will end up being the perfect one for you.. The first method to legitimate skin care is discussed in a past post here, Hygiene: Skin Care and the Products for you. Without me going too far into detail and repeating myself, the title is incredibly self explanatory. For those of you newer to skin care I'd recommend giving the linked post a read before continuing further with this one.

Depending on your skin, you have the option of washing it twice a day every day. The key is finding out what works for your method of skin care and sticking with it. Before I go any further, most men should know washing your face is not only a treatment for acne. Your face gets oily or dry and you need to take care of it. In addition to having your specific face wash, if you wear a beard, by a damn beard wash as well. Your beard is sensitive hair. which women aren't going to find it attractive if every time they lean into kiss you they are met by an eels oily texture or one as dry as British cooking.

Aside from me giving you a hard time, let's discuss the actual method to washing your face. Run some warm water over your face, open up your pores. Think of it as not being able to full clean a car unless you open the doors. Now comes the soap. My mother always relentlessly drove it into my head to use no more than a pea sized drop in your hand. Relentless might be a harsh word, but damn are Italian mothers serious about their soap. Actually I'd like to formally apologize, upon showing this sentence to my mother she corrected me by saying dime for your face.

Rub your hands together and give yourself a good wash. Your skin is sensitive, but not not enough to where you should be grazing over it as if it were a national treasure. You yourself are a national treasure cutie. Luckily I was able to drag you back in with a cheap compliment. Compliments aside, lets discuss the proper amount of force to use. Add pressure, not enough to cause yourself pain or discomfort. Know to apply enough force to properly exfoliate your skin. You aren't trying to get intel out of your face, relax a little bit. Ease up and apply the correct amount of pressure.

Wash your face and WashYourAss

- Noble