In addition to the first post I think the second should also be pertaining to why this blog was started. Well the answer to that question can be found in the title of this page, wash your ass. It may seem like a hard concept to grab for those of you that might be older, of course you'd wash your ass. You'd assume washing your ass is just like putting on deodarant or brushing your teeth at the start of the day, it's just something you do. Well not often is it correct to assume. In my own personal case, I didn't know that I was supposed to wash my ass until I was sixteen years old. Yes, you read that right, no one had ever taught me, no one had ever told me, I found out from a comedy youtube video.
As much embarrasment as you might have felt for me reading that, imagine not knowing that information until you were sixteen. I figured that showering was enough. And now this might be a break for a few people, so look closely while I still have your attention. When I say wash your ass, it doesn't mean that you'd scrub down your ass just like the rest of your body. It means take the excess soap from washing your body, or even pump more soap into your hand, and wash the inside of your ass. Like you were karate chopping a soft taco. Think of all the residue, the sweat, the odor that can be trapped in those hairs.
Think for a moment about all the people around you that smell "good." Your significant others, your crush, how your dad has had the same scent for the past fifteen years. Think of how it makes you feel to be in their company, with this pleasant scent hovering near them, and atop that, all the memories that you equate to having great smellls. That's a pretty great image right? Now think of all those people if they smelled like week old cheese left out in the sun. That's what you smell like when you don't wash your ass.
Seriously, Wash Your Ass
- Noble
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